'What Fools These Mortals Be' Unisex Button Down Summer Shirt
'What Fools These Mortals Be' Unisex Button Down Summer Shirt
Behold thy newfound, favored summer attire! Coolness, both in form and fabric, dost it embody, forsooth. Featherlight and imbued with moisture-wicking properties, 'tis an ensurer of comfort, even 'pon the sweltering days of summer's reign.
• Crafted of 65% recycled polyester and 35% polyester blend,
• Fabric weighted at 2.95 ounces per yard, as light as the zephyr's mend,
• Breathable and moisture-wicking, a haven 'gainst summer's fiery blend,
• Of regular fit, this garment doth its wearer's desires attend,
• Offering UPF50+ protection, as a guardian, 'tis ready to defend.
This 'What Fools These Mortals Be' Unisex Summer Shirt, a treasure of noble composition, yearns to grace thy frame and keep thee comfortable amidst the ardor of summer's embrace. Acquire it forthwith, and let coolness and comfort be thy constant companions.
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Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |